“I swear to god, I saw a mannequin move at the old train station. It wasn’t just my imagination. It wasn’t a trick of the light. It shifted, slightly, when I looked away. I checked again, and it was in a different position. Has anyone else seen this?”
COMMENTS:
“This is incorrect. Mannequins do not move. I am real.”
“What? Dude, what does that even mean?”